February 19, 2005

• This was sent to me from a friend.  I totally agree with the philosophy.

  
  

  PHILOSOPHY OF HOUSECLEANING!
  I don't do windows because ... I love birds and don't want one to run into a clean window and get hurt. 
  
  I don't wax floors because ... I am terrified a guest will slip and get hurt then I'll feel terrible (plus they may sue me.) 
   
  I don't mind the dust bunnies because ...They are very good company, I have named most of them, and they agree with everything I say. 
  
  I don't disturb cobwebs because ...I want every creature to have a home of their own. 
  
  I don't Spring Clean because ... I love all the seasons and don't want the others to get jealous. 
  
  I don't pull weeds in the garden because .. I don't want to get in God's way, he is an excellent designer! 
   
  I don't put things away because ... My husband will never be able to find them again. 
  
  I don't do gourmet meals when I entertain because ...I don't want my guests to stress out over what to make when they invite me over for dinner. 
  
  I don't iron because ... I choose to believe them when they say "Permanent Press". 
   
   I don't stress much on anything because ..."A Type" personalities die young and I want to stick around and become a wrinkled up crusty ol' woman!!!! 
  
  
  
  From my friend:
  

  
  

  
  

  ~deb~ iowa
  "The happier you are with the simple things, the easier it is to be happy. "
  

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